My fiancee learned Spanish first, then went to school and had to basically unlearn Spanish and learn English. She took ESOL for years. You wouldn’t know it now, but it does pop up every now and again.

Bill Duke. Game over.

Public Enemy’s S1W:

Three words: Courtney. B. Vance.

This fucking thing should be dug up, restored and preserved as well as is possible, and put in the town square where the statue of Jefferson Davis, Stonewall Jackson, or some other “confederate hero” is honored.

If you are attending Black Thanksgiving where the boat went left instead of right. Fried Chicken is replaced with curry goat and rice and peas. There is also a pre and post thanksgiving breakfast of ackee and saltfish, fried bami, roast bread fruit, fried dumplings.

The Prodigal son/daughter, just in off the streets. And we all know they’ll be right back out there on new year’s...

Not a millennial, tho. Don’t put that evil on me!

Everyone who works for ICE look like they just came from a KKK Pancake Breakfast.

Relax. We got y’all...

But you could unlock your significant other’s phone while they’re sleeping just by holding it up to their face

The irony of President Trump and his ilk being able to spout of whatever bullshit they like with zero consequence because they’re just “tellin it like it is” while literally anyone that says anything against them has to apologize and grovel for fear of an angry backlash from mouth-breathing morons is... well, I don’t…

When they’re out of the oxtail, you should order the curry goat. Moving straight to jerk chicken is giving up man.

Online dating is one of those things that “Bougie Black People Love” it gives the pretense of being availible with out really having to be availible. I never really got into it for the same reasons I don’t do Facebook, Instagram, or “Input your favorite social media app here”... That reason being you can be anybody…