I once had Kent Hrbeck sign my hat at Memorial Stadium when I was a kid.....it was an Orioles hat.

Yes, Steve, but the joke is based on the idea that Votto, having played in Cincy for years, has been pre-conditioned to the notion that the local Make-A-Wish aims low, like asking for batting gloves.

I assumed the kid in question was Zack Hample.

Whew. I feel much better knowing Harden won’t have to defend anything here.

Lawyer: We’re going to get to the bottom of this.

There’s a commenter commenting on a grown man crying in a video rather than about how a young boy consoled a fellow person who was upset.

He was just trying to catch a pokemon

Messi Hurt; Assaulted by Math

At least Messi had the decency to play the entirety of regulation and extra time before not winning a title for his country.

Too soon?

He's going to use it as a plate, right??? OMG please find the lid to see if he used it as a plate!!!!

Why Neuer didn’t come out and plow over Griezmann, sending Greizmann into a coma, breaking a vertebrae and knocking out two teeth. That usually works so well for Germany against France.

the best part for me was that Bastian was jumping for a header and somehow not only lead with his arm but only jumped like 2 inches off the ground.

Whatever, Samer. Even diehards will acknowledge that the 2016 Cardinals season is pretty much done and dusted, and that Cards fans are now going to focus all their rooting energy on their second favorite team, the police.

Broxton is STILL an MLB pitcher? The Royals got rid of him BEFORE they were good!

.409 winning percentage in front of the Best Fans in Baseball. Even the players can’t stand them!

Idaho? So Spud Webb had next.

and what the fuck is the white guy wearing in that space jam pic? low top all-stars, black striped socks and a swim suit that is hugging his nuts oh so sweetly?

Sorry, my brain isn’t really capable of grasping points as inane as whatever you were trying to make. What was your point again? I couldn’t translate it from Stupid to English.

What’s with the pseudo-purple prose and the hoity-toity anachronisms, poor fellow? Think sounding like a ponce gives your opinions greater weight?