At least he isn't suicidal. 

No, Anna!! You could do so much better!!

I’m so sick of that mugshot.

As bad as it is, I can’t not watch it.

The Juice is loose...

His finest performance was in the 1999 film, Forces of Nature.

My Sis (age 38) has never stopped using these!!

If there were no female M&M characters, you’d just complain about that, too.

Sleepless in Seattle (1993)

“was just turned down for a job, while being told that his substantial military background is useless in the civilian world”

I saw the photo, and my only thought was,

But he’s not wrong.

Cereal sucks*

She’s not wrong. Tamika Mallory really does come across as spotlight-addicted.

He farted in front of the rest of the family.

I was looking at Tinder during a trip to DC a few years ago, and there was a woman whose main photo was of herself drinking with Stephen Miller.

Q: Don’t want to go viral?

And that little boy,

Came here to say exactly this, and you chose the 2 albums that I was going to post. Nice!!