“seven minutes and 46 seconds”

I’ve been driving Lyft for a very long time now, and I WOULD NEVER PLAY THAT SONG FOR MY PASSENGERS!!

Yeah thanks. I just spit a drink all over my screen laughing at this comment.

“Susan B. Anthony is an example of somebody who’s done an amazing job and is being recognized more and more, I notice.” 

I was looking at Tinder during a trip to Washington, D.C. 2 years ago, when I came upon a woman whose picture was of herself drinking with Stephen Miller.

This surprises anyone?

Great movie.

Awesome jacket, Mrs. O.

Guy in the next apartment was always bringing hookers home with him. Walls were thin, so I could hear everything.

Hey, if they’re happy, I’m happy for them.

ROLL TIDE!!

If they’re happy, I’m happy for them.

At the very least, the mugshot/booking photo..

And that little boy, whom nobody liked, grew up to be...

You have no love for BLACULA??

#oklookingguysforwarren

“Martin Luther King is an example of somebody who’s done an amazing job and is getting recognized more and more, I notice”

“Martin Luther King is an example of somebody who’s done an amazing job and is getting recognized more and more, I notice”

“Martin Luther King is an example of somebody who’s done an amazing job and is getting recognized more and more, I notice”

“Martin Luther King is an example of somebody who’s done an amazing job and is getting recognized more and more, I notice”