Came here to say EXACTLY THIS.

Sharon Stone asked me for a stick of gum. I held out my hand with the pack of gum, thinking that she’d just grab a piece, but SHE TOOK THE ENTIRE PACK AND WALKED AWAY!!

Sharon Stone asked me for a stick of gum. I held out my hand with the pack of gum, thinking that she’d just grab a piece, but SHE TOOK THE ENTIRE PACK AND WALKED AWAY!!

Sharon Stone asked me for a stick of gum. I held out my hand with the pack of gum, thinking that she’d just grab a piece, but SHE TOOK THE ENTIRE PACK AND WALKED AWAY!!

Sharon Stone asked me for a stick of gum. I held out my hand with the pack of gum, thinking that she’d just grab a piece, but SHE TOOK THE ENTIRE PACK AND WALKED AWAY!!

I’ve loved The Prisoner of Zenda ever since I read it in my teens. Hadn’t thought about it for a few years though, and this article was nice.

No. Nothing I ever had from H&M lasted very long anyways.

It kind of felt like I was listening to her improvise after she told the piano player to do whatever.

I was swipng on Tinder during a trip to D.C. when I came upon a woman whose photo was of herself drinking with Stephen Miller.

Unlike Sean Spicer, I admit I have a drinking problem.

Was about to say basically the same thing.

As a diehard Bond fan, I’m all for her becoming 007.

Yeah thanks. I just spit a drink all over my screen laughing at that.

Nothing about Pete Davidson says "attractive".

I, for one, welcome our new fish overlords.

I was looking at Tinder in my hotel during a trip to D.C. about a year ago, when I came upon a woman who had a picture of herself drinking with Stephen Miller.

Unlike Sean Spicer, I admit I have a drinking problem.

One would be as unpleasant as the other.

EWWWWWWWW

THAT LOOKS LIKE A FORM OF PUNISHMENT.