I only googled it because I read your comment...

I love this. When friends say, “Maybe I just need to be single for a while.”

He didn’t want to kiss her through the phone.

Mark David Chapman carried a worn copy of Catcher in The Rye when he shot John Lennon in New York.

What THE FUCK about this guy says 'attractive'?

“I’m tired of it. Every year, Rivers Cuomo swears that he’s changed, and that Weezer’s new album is the best thing that he’s done, and what happens? Another pile of crap.”

“Martin Luther King Jr. is an example of somebody who’s done an amazing job and is getting recognized more and more, I notice,”

I like the commercial, however their razors are still out of my price range.

Exactly. The people in his district elected him, reelected him, and reelected him again and again. I'm pretty confident that they knew well about whom the were voting for.

I swiping Tinder last week, and I came upon a woman whose picture was of herself drinking with Stephen Miller.

As a Lyft driver, I had a few attendees in my car yesterday.

She became an Academy member in the early 70s.

I am DEFINITELY going to make sure that’s getting put in my obituary some day:

Met him at a party once back when I was in the Navy.

Just imagine the size of the bullshit.

Just imagine the size of the bullshit.

Sarsour always comes across as extremely egotistical, spotlight-craving, and preening.

Ok, we get it. Jezebel.com doesn’t like Iggy Azalea.

Trying to come up with a joke about that Sling TV commercial where the one couple thought the other couple said ‘Swing’, but I can’t think of one.

Yeah, I’m still staying with Fleischmann’s.