Vigil

I just donated blood downtown.

In all these years of mass shootings, I always thought that we’d eventually have one here in my city, and here it is.    :(

I’m thrilled for Orlando. If he’s happy, I’m happy for him.

ALL HE WANTED WAS A PEPSI

They made an audio version and put it on youtube:

Does he still get the auction money?

Dr. Pepper IS the Ted Cruz of sodas.

ELECTROGONNORHEA: THE NOISY KILLER

WE DON’T TOLERATE ROBOSEXUALITY!!

YES!!

Sharon Stone asked me for a stick of gum.

Can it top the previous Van Gogh biopic?

LEAVE ROM & CREW OUT OF THIS, PLEASE!!

The Emmett Till historical marker sign keeps getting vandalized:

Just like every other guy in Park Slope, struggling to reconcile his musical dreams with his responsibilities as a parent.

What’s anti-feminist about it?

Ah!! Best scene in the whole movie!!

He should’ve just made her the head of Children’s books for his entire company.