Sam got killed in Iraq.

Ferg was vice-president of the Dan Quayle fan club in one episode.

DAMN, YOU BEAT ME TO IT!!

GET OUTTA HERE, FERG-BREATH!!

You beat me to it.

RACHEL DOLEZAL IS HOT

RACHEL DOLEZAL IS HOT

His father was a good man. I guess the apple falls far from the tree.

I want THE PERP WALK!!

Wait, what did he throw in there?

MENDY’S FOREVER!!

You just found this out NOW?

Ok, we get it. Jezebel.com doesn’t like Iggy Azalea.

Agreed and agreed.

Whiskey is manlier than Gin.

Furthermore, until we lived together, I always figured police work payed well enough that one would not need a roommate.

My roomie the Cop smoked more pot than I did!!

I happen to like boiled hot dogs.

Why do you think?

Still haven’t forgiven her for assaulting Jay-Z.