Don’t grieve. Rather, fondly remember all of the good times you had wearing these fashionable trousers.

Excuse me, Stewardess. I speak Jive...

“Frederick Douglass is an example of somebody who’s done an amazing job and is being recognized more and more, I notice.” 

This is true.

Yeah thanks. I just spit a drink all over my screen laughing at that.

I was driving around town at about 11pm one Saturday night with not much to do, I decided to drop in on my parents.

DAAAAAMN!!

Listen, I’ve never done cocaine in my life.

Yes. That was the joke.

I’ve always loved it.

ANGELINA’S BACK??

You know what they call Morocco Mole in Morocco?

“Peter Lawford warned Kennedy not to mess with the military-industrial complex. J Edgar Hoover was one bad cat. I mean, he had a completely different bag from Jack. He just couldn’t groove. When two cats can’t groove to the same tune, one of them has to visit the man upstairs.” - Sammy Davis Jr.

- What bums?

This was not a knock on him specifically. My reaction would’ve been the same no matter who it was.

Oyy, I hadn’t even clicked on this article, and wasn’t even all the way through reading the headline, and I wondered that to myself,

Ben Cardin is just fine. People need to get it through their heads that NO elected person, or candidate, will ever make then happy 100% of the time. Not even 90%, and that’s ok.

He’s the FUTURE KING, HE CAN AFFORD GILLETTE!!

NOT ENOUGH!!

EWWWWWWWWWWW