Seriously Kesha? As a victim of a sexual assault, she of all people should understand people not wanting to be touched.

Tell me this, Future Boy, who’s President of the United States in 2017?

“This gives me a hard-on.”

“Don’t tease me.”

the Korean people regard it as their most worthwhile life to uphold Kim Jong Un and live and work in perfect harmony with him. The Korean people absolutely worship, trust and follow the General as god. These noble ideological feelings are ascribable to the fact that they have keenly felt the greatness of the General…

They tailored their act to appeal to a very large audience of people, to make a lot of cash and be popular. That’s all that is.

You beat me to it!

Eh. I never thought he was funny. Didn’t even know that he was still a going concern these days.

Who’s she hugging here?

It happened. I was a lot more grey in my early 20's, after my tours in Iraq. By 30, it seemed to have gone away one it’s own, so slowly that I never really noticed until I was looking closely in the mirror while holding an older photo of myself.

If he didn’t rape anybody, he wouldn’t have to hide in that embassy.

Wow, never seen this show before.

BAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

HOLY SHIT!!

Justice is served.

Jezebel.com, please use all of your powers to make sure that THE Dick Wolf gets to see this, if of couse, he hasn’t seen it yet.

I JUST EARNED $20!!

he is being investigated by the Office of Professional Responsibility

None of my friends have ever told me they didn’t like any of my girlfriends until after we broke up.

White Girl, wasted.