Just one more reason why Coke is better.

Top Gun is severely underappreciated.

Being that the incident was over 20 years ago, I think “too soon” is out of play here.

This surprises anyone?

This surprises anyone?

Unlike Sean Spicer, I admit I have a drinking problem.

NOT GUILTY.

She’s smart, talented, and beautiful.

OK. We get it.

RACHEL DOLEZAL IS HOT

Fair trial.

Wait. . . . this surprises ANYONE??

HAHAHAHAHA!!

I know the clip was only a few seconds, but the BBC radio guy sounded really classy.

PERFECT!!

I work in the same building as his Pittsburgh office. Hardly anyone is ever even in there, at all. I rarely ever see anyone coming or going from that office.

FUCK YES!!!

FUCK YES!!!

Aww!! Wonderful!

Truth be told, I don’t hate Sbarro.