It’s Antarctica, so of course they did. 

Nightmares. 

This is Antarctica, you’ve got the wrong franchise...

Have you ever seen a feather star swim? Unlike ‘starfish’ they attach themselves to the floor on stems (often resembling an inanimate a flower) but when it’s time to move from danger they go into buzz-mode:

did they find this in a buried pyramid?

I was going to say much the same.

Now it’s awake.

WTH kind of strawberries are these scientists eating?!

I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

I know a face hugger when I see one!

To err is human,

Well if they wanted to live then they shouldn’t do a climate change with their farts and stuff. Why oh Why do these cows not take responsibility  for their actions. Cattle farmers/ ranchers need to keep an eye on these ingrates. I met a bovine once. Very rude.

Despite agreeing with the head of the Space Command, Biden’s decision will surely anger Alabama officials.

Japan refuses to apologize for their atrocities in China, as well as the kidnapping and raping of Korean “comfort women” In fact they’re less than apologetic and often exclude these things from their school books. They actually held parades celebrating their soldiers for decades. Japan was no better than Hitler and…

Poor move to let Japan dictate the conversation. I’d love to see #WhatAbout Nanking? trend. Or any of the laundry list of fucked up things the country either outright denies or manipulates to avoid actually coming to terms with.

Oh the huge manatee!

Pity. Is there a chance they’ll both be willing to go into a giant aquarium for some “high-intensity sexual behavior” instead?

Reminds me of Ford Prefect explaining to Arthur how he got to Earth.

Also “the government has killed to keep this secret and personally harassed me.”

If any aliens are out there, they probably see Earth as a backwater hick planet and are using us as a toxic waste dump, or some sort of crash test target for UFOs. We’re getting the dummy E.T.s., not Spock.