“Is that Fun Size?”

“Huh, Snickers are way smaller than they used to be.” -Soylent Green’s Wife

I don’t know about the UK, but here in America, Wizarding World stuff only tends to do well if it actually has the name “Harry Potter” on it. If it doesn’t, it tends to fall flat.

“Verstappen can’t race today as he is still stuck in the United States after American canceled his flight for the third time.”

imagine F1 drivers taking the budget airline routes that add 36 hours and two extra stopovers to your international trips

I’ve always heard you have to have tough skin to be a stand-up. I didn’t think they meant literally.

Also, in “really sucks to be Chris Rock”:

This. Exactly this.

Open handed slapped in front of the world and you keep rolling. Man, comedians are built different. I don't know what I would’ve done

I don’t understand this. If that had been my car, my socially inept self would not be able to setup a go-fund-me account and get actual money out of it.

And likely spend hours on the phone dealing with insurance. Probably a whole day gone dealing with the BS fallout because some dickhead decided to pull a stupid stunt for YT likes.

Admittedly, the car was still totaled regardless.

I would be livid, because not only does my sleep get interrupted, I now have to deal with insurance companies who will most likely write it off, but now I have to find a replacement vehicle in this car market...

I found them! Please send me my $1000.

Well I don’t think it matters WHO was driving the vehicle at the time, at least in this case. Whoever rented the Tesla is legally responsible for whatever happens to the vehicle while it’s in his care. Why some jackass would rent a Tesla and proceed to launch it into the air is like Florida level of crazy. Not just…

You would think the rental company would volunteer this info since some asshole just trashed one of their cars. 

Why is a reward even necessary?  Just to save someone the trouble of having to subpoena the rental records based off of the license plate?

The Mootrix?

It was right there . . .

Regardless of their motivations, it’s nice to see they did the kid a solid. 

I’m sure the PR value they’ll get from this is far above what the car cost them.