Wait... how the fuck... that’s amazing.

Yes, exactly. Amateur hour art display.

Those bases looked so light, they could have been pushed over with a finger or two. Why not use a heavy display or have them somehow secured to the floor? Either they knew this would happen, so as to generate buzz OR this is some really poor planning. If it’s the latter, some “artists” (mainly B.King & Forsythe…

Such poor planning. No security, or velvet ropes, and you arrange the expensive ass art like a giant game of fucking dominoes.

Siiiiiigh.

Landing on the Moon to refuel? They don’t seem to realize how rockets work. You don’t roll to a stop at a gas station, stick a hose into a gas cap, and drive off again. Once a space mission is underway, it’s vastly harder to slow down, land, and take off again than it is to just keep going. Rockets don’t drive, they…

Are we totally sure it’s a fly? This guy hasn’t been seen in years

“several alien species of praying mantises were deliberately released in North America a few years back as a pest control measure.”

Should a guy who watches 5 hours of TV every day and eats his steak well done with ketchup be lecturing anyone on what they should do with their life?

My grandfather grew up on Inishmore, one of the Aran Islands, off the west coast of Ireland. Lobsters were starvin’ food, when you couldn’t get anything else. He could never understand why they were considered a luxury item.

That’s what the backhand grip is for...

Came for a Pinchy reference. Left satisfied.

...prior to WWII, catching lobster was the fishing equivalent of hunting squirrel.

There is a lot more peeing in that video than I expected.

Remember: anything he has ever attacked anyone for turns out to be something he’s guilty of.

I think Donald may know a thing or two about not paying taxes.

Frame underneath, drill holes fill with concrete and rebar, patch around outside, remove frame.

They should prepare for us to keep installing Windows 7 whether they want us to or not.

Microsoft’s biggest Achilles heel has been the fact that they spent so many fucking years trying to remote control UX and monetize to a subscription model so that they could turn features on and off remotely depending on what you were willing to pay. Every one of us in the office would groan and bang our heads against…