My internal monologue says “While you’re here, feel free to rub one out,” literally every time I’m in any room by myself.

In North Korea all arcade cabinets show that KJU has the highest score.

It’s a little more complicated than that. Social Security was always a pay-as-you-go system. FDR is famously quoted (famously enough, I guess) as saying of the individual accounts, when asked why have them as they are meaningless, “It’s so that those bastards on capitol hill will never be able to get rid of it when…

Now you know why there is no money left for free education or healthcare.

Still can’t get this out of my head once someone posted it (I think here).

I hate that front end.
Why not put the 2017 Model S front fascia instead?

Remind him to turn off the Wi-Fi so he gets good frame rates.

The aftermarket has a great solution for those who want more gauges:

As I recall, this is why the Army is drowning in M1s they don’t need, don’t want and have explicitly said “stop it with the goddamned tanks!”.

There’s a recipe for armadillo that requires a nice cedar plank. You clean and place the armadillo meat on that plank and then spice the hell out of it. Stick the meat and the plank on the grill for about 4 hours, take it out of the fire, place the armadillo carefully in the trash can and eat the board.

Here you go. All better now?

Here you go. All better now?

Heaven forbid you just put a new outlet in in 5-10 years when your timeline plays out.

Heaven forbid you just put a new outlet in in 5-10 years when your timeline plays out.

I nearly had my license pulled for making a comment about he quality of the military helicopters at my local airport on the radio. The tower radioed me and ordered me to hold short for a Sea King transiting the airport. I replied, “Holding short, will watch for falling parts”. The CO for the base was really angry…

A7 Corsair II says “Well hello there, good lookin’.”

Soooo ugly

Well it didn’t turn into anything for Boeing, but luckily, the X-32 can handle being ignored with a smile:

What kind of Chuck E Cheese hell is this? It’s like Dante’s trampoline.

A still-unsolved mystery: Where did Lady Gaga go after finishing her performance by leaping from the stage and catching a football? Maybe she’s falling still...

This is what America did to the Jews in WWII. We are literally repeating history and no one is stopping this.