Tough shit. I’m tired of being Captain Save-a-Ho to the rest of the knuckle-dragging mouth-breathing country. It’s not MY job to drag you kicking and screaming into the 20th century.

Absolutely! He should maybe set up a private email server, too!

Worst part... Rudy’s password is nineeleven.

They didn’t want to make too much of a splash.

The Diamondbacks and the county have been arguing for almost a year over who is on the hook for the $187 million that the building needs for repairs