I enjoy both shows, but your statement is 100% accurate. 

Venture Bros. is better than Rick and Morty!

You’d think Clooney would have used a couple of shovelfuls of his Tequila money to buy up the negatives.

Unless you’ve surveyed every employee of the particular store at which you are shopping to confirm that they all “enjoy rallying up the carts” and believe it to be “easy, soothing work,” you are an asshole if you don’t put back your cart. I can’t even believe that you would try to both sides something as dumb and…

His stage name wasn’t Eddie Creative Commons...

How’s that kool aid taste?

Because journalism is its own discipline that requires years of practice and study to get good at. People who can master multiple disciplines are rare, and by the time you’ve mastered one you may well be too old (for all practical purposes) to start a new one.

You pick just about any topic and the people who actually know about it are often horrified by what passes as ‘information’ on the subject in the American popular media. This applies to the media covering military affairs, history, paleontology, medicine, economics, foreign news, and any other topic you can think of.

If I were 14, this might spark envy in my soft little brain. As a man in his 30s, I can only think that some incredibly bad decisions are going to be made in that ridiculously gaudy house, and these kids are just not ready for it.

God this is fucking stupid. Put salt in the one with the word salt on it. Put pepper in the one with the word pepper on it. The wording doesn’t even make sense if you try to interpret the phrase as being spoken by the shakers. There’s no standard around which shaker has more holes. Many of them have the same number.

A 53' trailer should be a CDL thing with a semi.

So...

According to survey, it’s owners of Teslas that hate Tesla

And yet, those BLM protesters have repeatedly met with armed, grassroots-driven, counter protesters who were ONLY too happy to use violence against those whom they were told, by their politically motivated leadership, needed to be ‘put in their place.’ And those armed protesters were supported or, at the very least,…

John Oliver showed how worthless Guinness Book of World Records is so....

It’s the statement of each parties principles and objectives that everyone ignores until the next convention.

Given the ‘real name’ and content, I’m thinking you’re a troll...

So what you are saying is Spielberg needs to figure out how to get it to play the close encounters of the third kind tones?

Damn. I was betting on Scott.