I hear he’s looking for work.

Hey, if they let you all call yourselves writers, Alec can pose as Enzo.

Why so goddamn expensive? Not even one option under 40 Grand? Fuck that.

But, don’t you guys make shit up all the time?

OH, NO!

Speaking clear and concise English is advantageous on many levels. If she wants to equate that to being white, that’s her prerogative, but I’m not sure why white people are catching such a hard time here.

Fuck you, too?

“Dipshits.”

In some fairness, it is called an Apple Watch.

Someone fed you a whole lot of horseshit.

Because it involved new technology and cars. I bitch about a lot of the horseshit articles shared here (and sometimes written here) but this seems like a fair article for Jalopnik.

I read mine yesterday. It was that or do the dishes.

But, I’m jealous I didn’t win, so fuck her, fuck the dealership, and fuck that charity.

Can we have one of these articles for each of your writers as well?

I this technically a time lapse? Looks more like splicing footage together to me.

And, management gave you all the details behind their decisions, or did you just assume to know that part?

What if both a white man and black man are equally qualified?

Start writing checks or writing for internet blogs telling everyone how shitty they are for being white. Either will work.

So, hire someone based on race?

Where was the outrage article at any of these?