It always amazes me how frequent there can be updates in a case like this but when you guys clearly take liberties in your titles or in the copy that aren’t true, it’s nearly impossible to get shit cleane dump. It’s almost as if it’s planned!

Title sounds a bit accusatory.

I can’t wait until there’s no sexual attraction between genders and all people are 100% the exact same in every respect. It’s going to be a fucklin’ hoot!

Generalize much?

You just killed the term woke.

That vent thing tho. WTF?

“Trump, perhaps struck by inspiration on his dozenth round of golf at Mar-A-Lago”

You guys have gone from simply being upset things didn’t go your way toflat out gargling Trump’s balls for clicks. I hope your parents are proud. You are killing Deadspin.

You guys have gone from simply being upset things didn’t go your way toflat out gargling Trump’s balls for clicks. I hope your parents are proud. You are killing Deadspin.

Are they filling these potholes with weed, man?

It amazes me you guys call someone an ass when you guys are some of the most ass-ish people on the planet. You all trade smut and rumor and contempt for dollar-dollar bills. Asses.

Yet, I used Uber yesterday and it was a far more pleasant experience than a cab, and the driver said he loved the job. HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE???

No.

Those appear to be flares, not rolled fenders.

I don’t believe Charlie Clifford understands what an altercation is.

Tosh’s jokes are funnier than that one.

Don’t be racist, Samer.

Kids are far more likely to drown when their parents own a pool.

Never mind.

That could have happened anyway. They already shot him for an absolutely senseless reason. Are you honestly suggesting the better option was for him to be defenseless and just accept his own demise so you can feel better about your stance on guns?