if you really think that joke is funny because “it makes light of something serious” then I conclude that you’re just an awful human being with a very poor taste in jokes

Here, it’s actually quite simple - pick the scenario:

That’s good - there was a part of me wondering/hoping you were Jewish and now you’ve cleared it up: you are so fucking ignorant that you have no idea how revolting that “joke” was - so thank you 

As a Jew, I know that the term Zion combined with the term Elders refers to one of the most anti-Semitic piece of shit texts ever created — it is beaten out only by Mein Kampf - and it is a fabricated tale passed around by neo-Nazis and white supremacists

They would need control of congress to do that (or at least one house) - ‘countless hearings and investigations’ are dictated by the majority

I can’t make a valid argument that everything the CIA has done has been justified and morally sound (especially under different Directors and administrations - see: Jose Rodriquez (former Director of the National Clandestine Service, who decided unilaterally to destroy all videotapes of ‘enhanced interrogation’)-

Part of what has bred such historic inequality —>> stock ownership is now concentrated among fewer and fewer individual (retail) investors and more with institutional investors (in part representing high net worth families/family offices) — hence, when even when the markets have done well and rallied, those gains only…

Ditto - I called — not about the interest rate but about an annual fee - they claimed that under the Fair Lending Act they couldn’t reduce or eliminate the annual fee — fuck them - under they cite an act when it serves them yet they abuse that same act all the damn time in discriminating against borrowers - largely…

Jim never has a second cup of coffee at home.

+1 - Thank you so much - I was literally laughing out loud....(not the ‘LOL’ stuff that these young kids reply with but actually laughing my ass off - needed that)

Up there with the best intro theme’s of the 80s

Endicott Pear!....you should be giving odds, Ashbrittle’s been on death watch for 2 years...

Was actually thinking about that in a fleeting moment the other day

I really needed this today - thank you for doing god’s gawker’s work.

+1,000 

+1, COTD

+1, COTD

well of course I wasn’t the first person to come up with this.....

+1, excellent clip usage - thought of that as well

Wow. so many questions (and troubling thoughts)....