I’m rehashing - but the bottom line is that these roasts are equal opportunity take-downs:

If she did, it wasn’t on the televised show last night - but she still was brilliant

Jewel was an absolute revelation on that Roast - yeah she had help writing those jokes but still - totally newfound respect -

+1

For the record, not all Jews are white. To say ‘Jewish people...are white people’ is patently false.

Totally with you...(I mean something something sicario something)

If there is one thing that gives me a sense (more like semblance) of control over my life it is my ‘master spreadsheet’ - which started off as a password-protected excel means of tracking sites/accounts but evolved into a detailed financial tracker

This was retweeted on Feb. 13th of this year and while aliens did not attack on July 4th (that we know of!....[insert ‘Ancient Aliens’ meme here]).....I’d said the year that started off ‘bonkers’ has gone even worse than any of us could have imagined...

Here’s where we’ll find common ground: the entire truth will never be known (exact details, minute-by-minute - hell even our differing ‘takes’ on what the news is reporting - which itself has been conflicting)

you should catch up on the story in its entirety - other videos have surfaced and more details have been made public

Wrong. Vandalism and filing a false police report - those are legitimate misdemeanor offenses (ie, ‘crimes’) in any state, any government, anywhere in the world.

Yeah, I’m still gonna hated United. The Mourinho addition made that inevitable - a megalomaniac d-bag of the highest order?.....yeah, fuck the Red Devils...

Yes, for the movie, it would have gone over better for everyone if the Titanic had gone around the iceberg instead of hitting it - that’s what you call a plot-twist ending!

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well played...+1

Fair point.

And that’s where you lost me.....

Shocked and saddened by this.

Yeah, thanks for the recipe...I’m fine, really I am...

so it seems like the once-a-week Apps deals are now gone (which used to be its own page, every day)- did I miss something? was it changed from Tuesdays to another day or did you decide to just drop it altogether?

so it seems like the once-a-week Apps deals are now gone (which used to be its own page, every day)- did I miss…