The really elite class get the airline to buy everything new when they land.  

Simple rule should be that if they’re wheeling it then it’s not carry-on.

We’ve come to realise the couple of minutes that jump-up-grab-everything-stand-in-line-shuffle-to-the-front saves isn’t worth it.  

I’ve recently heard people, who I thought to be sensible adults, claim that because Trump didn’t actually say “quid pro quo” then he did nothing wrong...

Strangers talking to you without any encouragement?  Why, they must be Americans.

And say “no, don’t speak”

No mention of it being mandatory that you must have a dog?

Seattle gives you vouchers for public transport, if you want to drive and park then you’re on your own.

I think it’s mandatory that you get the time off, without being penalized, but the employer doesn’t have to pay you.

It’s only those who are already wealthy that qualify for those high rates.

For balance I’d suggest looking on YouTube for Derek & Clive, “this bloke came up to me”

Someone should volunteer to be the whistleblowers representative and offer to take on Rivera

And no free year for buying a watch

Or you say “that’s hardware, we only deal with software”

Just another vote in the “no, they’ve never bothered me” column

Episode one was ok, two had a cliche that was telegraphed, three blew reality out of the water.  It was an interesting idea, possibly prompted by the interviews in Line Of Duty, but didn’t live up to it.

Drat, the battery replacement I got last week doesn’t count

Now called SDAM

Possibly aphantasia, depends on how good your “minds eye” is at visualising something.

When they’re casting the live action version of Futurama they know who to call.