Probably about 60% of NBA conversations between me and my friend.

I scrolled down here to see who the biggest asshole is.

I think most of the state of Nebraska is having Brook Berringer flashbacks right now. Both were great guys that did a lot of work with the community and you really rooted for.

This has gotta be tough for Yankees fans. I mean, first the Cowboys and Lakers, now this?

I can’t believe a corporate entity allowed this to not only air, but to lead off their big, self-congratulatory show piece and wash away the fantasy that sports exist in a compartment separate from the rest of society.

Notable predictions from Stephen A. Smith’s ancestors:

Going 0-for-6 makes Smith kind of like the opposite of Michael Jordan, but to be fair, Michael was pretty bad at gambling too.

He is, however, 6-for-6 when it comes to screaming his predictions in a condescending tone.

One should expect a Schilling tweet to be exactly that. Holy shit, that Reilly tweet is atrocious. Still not as bad as Rovell. Rovell always is the worst tweet.

Fuck you Schilling. Fuck you for preventing me from voting Rovell. Worst tweet should always be Rovell.

In a literal fight between a bunch of warriors and a bunch of baby cows, who would win? Don’t be so quick to say the group of warriors would do it. The Rock has some pretty big calves. And sometimes, a calf will bite you. Also, why won’t this headache go away? And why does it smell like burning feathers?

I always thought it was more buyer’s remorse. He wanted to repair his image in Cleveland, AND he kind of figured he wouldn’t be able to win another championship in Miami.

“and that he will “never be his happy go lucky self [sic]” again.”

I could, but only out of jealousy if he paid less than me. Because fuck ME and my dumbass failure to understand the market. He won.

You've obviously been to many Mariners games.

Doesn’t everyone at baseball games just buy the cheapest ticket available and then stand in the the beer garden for the whole game?

Cullen Neal has also changed his phone number, so nothing was saved

Grow up!!!!!!!!!!