DO NOT TEASE ME ALFA

Holy shit, it’s even a LOCAL thing!

Torch, you're the reason I still come to this site. Never change sir.

It’s called Carolina Squat!

These were highly useful revisions, and I think just about any wind tunnel engineer would agree that these simple changes were able to dramatically enhance the car’s overall aerodynamic profile, bringing it from refrigerator on its side to refrigerator on its side with cardboard boxes taped to it.

Duh. Also:

Callaway Sledgehammer Corvette

No joke, a secret dream of mine is to write “Plymouth Prowler: The Jalopnik Review.” I would kill to make that happen.

Here is what every good car museum should have in it:

Ferrari 250 GTO
Pontoon Fender Ferrari 250 TR
Aston Martin DB4
Auburn Boattail Speedster
Original Ford GT40
1960s Lincoln Continental
Ferrari F40
Jaguar XK-SS
1998 Mercedes ML320 w/ original gray bumpers

Hahaha. The ML founded a segment. An entire segment. It’s like the Thomas Edison of luxury SUVs. The Ben Franklin. The George Washington. The Caesar. The Jesus. I literally have a column planned for next week about how the ML is the single greatest car in the last 25 years. It’s going to be glorious.

EDIT: Oh by the…

Top Gear had you covered. Action starts around 3:35.

Thank you so much for actually reading the question and being as confused as the rest of us by the answers.

My company employs many Indians that have come here on H1B’s and I have to say that my experience has been quite the opposite. But then again, I don’t live in California. When I worked with the most Indians, it was in the midwest. Now I’m on the east coast and don’t work with as many...now I just notice how much less…

Hello...BBC? Yeah about the Top Gear openings...Call Mr. Elba...like now. KTHANKZBI

Goddammit. I’m gonna need a new pseudonym. My last one, “Patrick George,” is already getting a little tired. Might end up going with “Richard Douglas” instead.

I am ... shopping ... a Cayman GT4 but I can’t seem to get any dealer to do away with the markup.

"The M5, with its larger five liter V8 tuned for performance, can get around 25 miles per gallon on the highway, if pushed. The 540i, with its less thirsty 4.4 liter V8 and the same 6-speed gearbox as the M5, can get upwards of 30 miles per gallon."