Please stop recommending this joke. It was terrible and I'm sorry.

What do you get when you smush a Subaru and a Mitsubishi?

"Hello, State Farm? First of all, I was not ON the track ... "

I can no longer understand the cold war. We are all just rednecks at heart, so the damn war could have been settled by a "hold my beer and watch this."

That's the wrong $20k+ Escort Cosworth.

And it actually has 5000 centi-horsepowers.

No, no, no Patrick, it's just a bad translation, it is a 16V not a V16

348mph?
What magic tires are they using for this?

The limits of both the Ford Modular and a GM LS is about 2,500 hp.

The same car in blue at a Ferrari party in Austin. Also sexy.

Shhhhh that doesn't count.

I am sorry that you don't like a V12 AWD Shooting Brake from Ferrari. But each person is entitled to their own opinion. I'll take one in black.

These are all great answers... however, there is another..

Not bad, not bad at all! I'll keep my fingers crossed for a SS version later down the road.

If I meant a pacifier or noise-cancelling headphones, I wouldn't have posted my comment.

Every time I see those graphics on the 918 I think SoCal hot rod.

That's an old photoshop. Someone once made a pancake reference, so I added syrup. Pancakes are better with syrup.

Why is she holding syrup?

Sad as it may seem, I think Franchitti's decision was a damn good one and worthy of celebration! Thanks to the misfortunes of NFL players, we've recently learned a LOT more about the serious consequences of even minor head injuries than we had before. Though unimaginable just a few years back, it's clear even a few…

Topping the list is a never-sold 1960 Chevrolet Corvair Monza sedan, cream with a silver interior, showing just 1.7 miles on the odometer, which was reported sold for $4,250 during VanDerBrink’s first sale.