I thought it referred to a generic version of the “Chicken Sucker” so as to not get sued since generocide has not occurred.

Who are you? Who do you work for? They got to you, didn’t they? The truth is out there! Oops, wrong franchise.

Also this:

Thanks. I just linked to this but didn’t know you did it almost 12 hours before I did it. But I reckon you’ll be accused of cherry-picking data (read: coming up with real data).

Exactly. PeteRR says “CA and IL and NJ can suck a dick before we bail their asses out.” But California, Illinois and New Jersey are the least federally dependent states except for Minnesota and Delaware, so they get the least tax money back from the government that they pay into it.

Exactly. Speaking of which, can anybody tell me if this is a true pic or shopped?

We found out who leaked it to the public.

The second spoiler makes all the difference!

Safety costs money, so let’s cut corners. (Takata, probably.)

Station wagons, too!

Or topped off his blinker fluid.

/s means /sarcasm, but I should’ve used jk instead. My bad.

Oh my God, they killed Cartman? /s

Over at Jezebel maybe...

Here’s the presentation of his giant check.

It had to be in that order, but if they were not allowed to miss, then it’s really hard. After watching the video, I noticed that there was a time limit, so that makes sense and makes it more doable (but still hard).

It’s not like he was one of the Ball brothers.

I didn’t even know how to look it up!

I didn’t know and was going to post a question about it. At one point I was speculating that it was the sensor that triggers an airbag, although after seeing a co-worker use this spot to sport the license plate lend me to believe that it was for that purpose.

Note to self: buy cars with engines in the rear.