Can I park this here?

If you want something done right, you gotta do it yourself. That’s why I do my own fracking and dig my own wells. Wait, no I don’t. Yeah, sometimes bad things happen to good people and bad things never happen to awful people, but most people are somewhere in the middle and you’ll be fine if you insure your items…

50% of the time or was that just hyperbole? If that’s the case, I’d be worrying about thieves more so that shitty mailmen and install a camera or something.

John Travolta wouldn’t have minded him as a neighbor.

Check out the question/answer at the 3:52 mark.

The worry isn’t about dying, it’s about surviving an actual blast. The aftermath is scarier than the incident, IMO.

Here’s yet another upbeat—and romantic—song about nuclear annihilation.

“The non-factor would be Kylie Jenner.” —Wendy Williams

Even Kylie Bax was famous before Jenner. Now back to our scheduled programming...

BBC seems to agree: There’s only one Kylie.

I thought they settled already:

Guile’s right shoulder looks unnatural here:

My brother would REALLY like to see Paul Johnson redo the Max vs. Milia fight scene in the park. That was atrocious and subpar work, not to mention awfully poor choreography.

Pitchman: “You’ve heard of the Cutlass Supreme, now get ready for the CCCHLAS (pronounced Cuklas) Supreme!”

Maybe he just timed it perfectly. Maybe he’s Bill Murray in Groundhog Day.

But I’m just glad they got rid of the Death Panels! /s

“I feel like: 1. if there’s going to be a civil war, having a President Trump might delay it, but won’t stop it.”

So it’s like Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines: you can only delay Judgment Day.

Conceding isn’t required, but if one concedes and the results comes back that she has won the electoral votes after all (not saying that she did, but rather if she did), is there anything stopping her from taking office?

2005 here.