Almost certainly, but they’ll end up being good slavers, a thing that can totally exist if you are photogenic enough white people who bone a lot on tv. 

Party on, Girth!

He doesn’t even remember writing Cujo.

“See the TURTLE of Enormous Girth! On his shell he holds the Earth. His thought is slow, but always kind. He holds us all within his mind!”

I love that silly cocaine turtle.

Well, heck! If you wanna... If you wanna play games here, I’m working with ya on this thing here, but... Okay! I’ll do a damn lot count! 

I’m Canadian, yet I know what has always happened when black Americans have moved into generally white zip codes. If I’m familiar enough with American history to be aware of this, what the hell excuse does an American teacher have for not knowing it? Yes, yes, she’s a math teacher, but I’m no historian either.

I say this... “yes, many Africans sold Africans from other tribes into slavery. No one forced Europeans to buy them; transport them across the ocean; insure them as chattel; setup markets to sell them; establish laws to disenfranchize them; and more. For the supposed enlightened and advanced people of Europe, they…

Obviously, I can’t condone physically assaulting someone buuuuuutttttt you just used a gif from one of the greatest comedies of all time sooooo... *stars*

OMG shut the hell up Sammy. She needs to be repeatedly slapped.

The only way to get Samantha Markle and her ilk to shut the fuck up is for everyone to stop paying attention to them.

Exactly! They always shout not to make it a “race thing” while proceeding to make it entirely a race thing.

They really believe that because a few Africans sold us that they and and their ancestors are absolved from years of subjugation. Fuck that Laurie Beth Denberg looking ho!  

This part, tho...

“Want a better neighborhood? Move. You don’t have to choose to live in those zip codes,” Scogin wrote,

Commentary about this incoming, because this is some bullshit. 

Amber Guyger told authorities that she issued verbal commands that Botham Jean “ignored” just prior to her shooting him to death in his own apartment.

Marissa Alexander got 20 years for firing a warning shot into a wall to scare off her abusive husband and no one was injured. But if convicted on a manslaughter charge Bad Eyesight Becky here might do like 5. Thoughts & Prayers

APPARENTLY his crime was not locking his own door.

I always thought the narrative was “just do what the cops tell you to do, and you won’t get shot”?

That story still doesn’t make any sense. Also, randomly shooting into dark rooms is still murder.