I think the worst part of this is that there is an iconic correct solution to this problem:

You need to keep that car forever. Teach her to drive in it. Give it to her when she goes to college. Brass baby slippers got nothing on this car. You can literally give her the room where it happened. Sure, once she understands she may never sit in that seat again, but a minor disadvantage...

Are you new here or something?   This is like bread and butter to most of us.

I think I have a list...

like nobody buys manual Miatas or manual GTIs. 

Ugh. This again.

25.

Toronto used to have a pop up late night event called Ertefa. Street racing, burnouts, shit like that always used to happen at the events. They kept going to different locations but the cops just ended up following them around and shutting it down. Not sure what they are doing now, as I got out of that scene due to…

It’s a comfortable car that can be had with a variety of HP flavors. It doesn’t always have to be about “riding on rails” handling. We’re undoubtedly heading towards an electric self driving future, so enjoy these types of cars while you can.

Why mess with success? It’s a comfortable car that can be had with a variety of HP flavors. It doesn’t always have to be about “riding on rails” handling. We’re undoubtedly heading towards an electric self driving future, so enjoy these types of cars while you can. 

Can you let me know when you will be returning to sports coverage so I can go back to checking in once or twice per day? I have a lot to do today at work and all of these posts about non-sports topics are distracting because I Must Read Every Single One of Them. Whereas with the sports stuff I really only care if its…

And despite your corporate overlords telling you to stick to sports, I hope Deadspin never does because

and I can’t emphasize this enough

I come to Deadspin BECAUSE YOU DON’T JUST STICK TO SPORTS

I like this idea, but I’d like it more if they had full bodies and manufacturers had to make 300 of them for regular people. Maybe instead of doing it on a circuit you could make it on a mix of dirt, snow and pavement for the season.

Oh my god the landing on the trailer hitch.

This is the only take. Even if you spend $100k on a nice example, you have more than enough left over for a 1985 AC Cobra 427 and a new 2019 Mustang Shelby GT350.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”