The WARRIORS letting this happen BLEW my mind. A guy like Dion Waiters draining A THREE pointer in the clutch like this tells me ONE thing: a LEAD is never safe on South Beach.

I don’t disagree with the main point of your article, I just am not yet on the Porzinsanity bandwagon. If he wasn’t playing in NY, he’d be Nikola Vucevic.

To be fair, even if Hinkie got the meeting, he was just going to trade it for a couple of meetings in 2019.

Hearing about a couple named Candi and Jimbo getting divorced because they’re Seminoles but she slept with a Gator is the most Floridian story ever written.

I think we need to leave her alone a little bit here. A belief in a person’s innocence despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary merely makes her a typical Patriots fan.

Anthony Bennett: “I mean, he looked open.”

Bennett Like Beckham.

The problem is she doesn't accept guys not eating her out. Its not a like or dislike thing, she literally wants to punish the men she dates in the future for the jerks shes dated in the past. She's an ass, and I wouldn't date her

"We finally do something smart and it's stupid."

"THAT'S TOTALLY UNFAIR HIRING SOMEONE WHO WORKED WITH THE KID BEFORE THE COMBINE!!"

Serious question: What is a "Trade Pool"?

Sure. Send them the examples you obviously know exist and have access to and are not just assuming exist because you are, yourself, a tea party asshole to tips@deadspin.com.

I hate everyone who forwards jokes in emails. Videos of racoons eatings grapes, however, is fucking hilarious.

It cracks me up that people who think like Jim Gray and send unapolagetically racist emails are the same people who lost their shit every time somebody made fun of George W. Bush because "they have no respect for the office of president."