Even I doubt that, sir.

For the funeral.

LOL! You got me. I clicked. Howard Stern is a god.

Who knows? I’m not about to click any video link one of you pervs puts on.

Only for this weekend, Cowboy, and then I’m going to participate in their demise by not adding any more clicks to their tally. The reason I personally am delighted in their demise is their misogyny and homophobia, under the guise of being a progressive media source, which has actually ruined people’s lives and…

I can smell Gawker dying from all the way over here.