I've thought about that but on a tamer subject — nudity. Body parts that were seen as "slutty" in 1900 weren't by 1950 (in America), things that are seen as normal like showing thighs in some jean shorts would have been too much in 1950. Bikinis get smaller every decade and now thong bikinis are starting to become…

Why stop at the rectum, then? I want to get really nasty. I want to climb inside the GI tract like a Lilliputian spelunker with a video camera and check out that sigmoid colon, that transverse colon, that cecum, that small intestine, till we get to the stomach, baby. I want to see those mucous-covered walls churn food…

I'll buy it if it's not on a Nintendo system.

Late to the office by a few minutes should be ignored/excused, unless you are the receptionist whose job it is to open the front door for clients and answer the phone as clients and others call at the start of the business day. Late for a meeting should not, even if you are the boss.