Pepto Abysmal.

That speechy was a real, uh, puff piece, devoid of irony, signifying nothing.

lol instead of anti-bullying she should advocate for those living with mentally unstable people.

or those with preexisting health conditions. Just so long as they don’t call each other mean things on the internet.

Can you imagine if Donald Trump woke up tomorrow with the ability to empathize? His head would explode...

Do you think she’s self aware enough to realize how ridiculous this is? Like she’s just kind of doing it to do it?

Added to this: children whose families are in need of food stamps/banks to survive.

We must teach each child the values of empathy and communication

“No child should ever feel hungry, stalked, frightened, terrorized, bullied, isolated or afraid, with nowhere to turn,”

The real problem here is why does a president need to be moderated? The president should have a firm grasp on reality and be in control of themselves, but Trump isn’t. He’s mentally ill, and he’s clearly not allowing his handlers to medicate him before important meetings.

The only way she could like him less is if it was Tiffany’s kid.

The composition of this photo is offputting. Is it the dead smile? Is it the tacky grandma couch and pillow? Is it her beige skirt or the square shoulders of her blouse? Is it the staging, as if the couch was moved to the Lincoln Memorial for this photo? Is it that the Baby is supposed to be the focus here but instead…

She also has no idea what words like ‘otherwise’ mean

“vanka Trump, alabaster-skinned Trump heiress and senior White House advisor, does not believe she has any “obligation to moderate” the president, her father.”

I really do want to get some statistics on the sale of alcohol between this year and last. Honestly.

Don’t do it my Friend: Wine isn’t the answer. You are going to wake up from this and still remember the horrible shit that went down at the U.N yesterday.....

Counterpoint: needing a reasonable excuse to cancel a dentist’s appointment is the *only* possible justification for nuclear war

I keep wanting to watch videos of Barack Obama to remember what it was like when we had a coherent, mature, well-spoken adult in the White House. But the problem is, it just makes me so incredibly sad that I can’t do it. How is it that just a year ago, we were at least on the road to fixing some horrible shit in this…

Cancel the appt. You won’t need teeth.

Trump’s threat at the UN that “The United States has great strength and patience, but if it is forced to defend itself or its allies, we will have no choice but to totally destroy North Korea” is really unprecedented. This is no off-the-cuff response to a question, or cranky early morning tweet, but a centerpiece of a…