It’s possible! I can come very quickly from only vaginal sex when I'm super into it mentally.

I don’t get this. Why would you ask for your money back from the theater? They didn’t make the movie and they certainly didn’t make you pay to watch it. If anything, ask for your money back from the studio. The theater did their job of providing you access to the movie. If their delivery was flawed (bad sound, picture…

If you think that there aren’t 45 year old men listening to Green Day and eating hotdogs and ramen, then I envy your optimism about the human condition.

I’m pretty sure the play in question was a third down, not a first down, so there is a real issue in that if the defense gets flagged then you’re giving the offense several more chances (because of the automatic first down resulting from the unsportsmanlike penalty).

Poor soldier, having to attend a Rams game. Hasn’t he sacrificed enough?

I only played once, in college. I was so excited I bought my own dice and everything. Agonized over my character sheet for like a week. The DM let me go first, since I was a newb. We were in a cave after some rocks fell, closing us in. I guess he expected us to dig down or find another exit, but I confidently said…

People act like Peyton Manning and Tom Brady are accessible everymen. Most NFL quarterbacks are dicks. Only a few get shit about it. Cam Newton also gets shit from fans about being arrogant. Hmmmmmmm

It’s amusing the lengths you go to avoid using one word, simply because some joyless schmucks have deemed it politically incorrect.

“The situation in Washington is an absolute disaster.”

That is a Ford Fusion

I tell my boyfriend all the time that if I die I’m gonna hang around and cock-block him as a ghost.

One of the things I love about Europe is how common flower purchases are. You see all kinds of random people - students, businessmen, housewives - walking down the street with bouquets of flowers they just picked up somewhere, and often just for the pleasure of it. The Dutch are particularly great about that, but…

Yes, far better than I’m capable of, frankly.

Well, he is sponsored by ADIDAS.

Just 1. DaveMagary@deadspin.com

I hate the Pats too, but one day, Tom Brady is going to look at Giselle and go ”hmm... would I rather hit that or get hit by Terrell Suggs?” He may be in pure FU mode this year and put up beast-like stats for 12 games, but we all saw how Brett Favre just lost it at just a slightly-higher age than Brady.

One other…

That second hit in that montage above is BRUTAL!

Your comment is spot-on, STK. I’m a Baltimore guy, but the proximity of the two cities allows for a lot of bleed-over in the local radio stations. There’s no more polarizing of a character in DC right now, including politics, than RGIII. Of the paltry attendance last…

I heard it both ways

Oh look. The olds have discovered that memes are a thing and they are very angry that shared ideas which gradually, slightly mutate, aren’t being properly attributed to their original author. Imagine if people attributed these things, how dumb and boring that would be. Have you ever told your friend a joke you heard…