Adding an Aeris lives “route” (or storyline) - 32.6 percent

Just remember that when you see that bag on the bar, they probably *don’t* have it on tap...

Yeah, that actual act seems way less ridiculous than him actually posting this shit to instagram. He’s probably patting himself on the back for posting this online, or something...

I thought we’d already established all of that at “James Harrison”

Considering how long many people keep cars, if your credit is good and the rate is great, is there any reason not to take the longer finance term aside from “personal philosophy”? As far as I’m concerned, if the interest rate is solid (eg 72 mo. @ 1.9%), you’re getting nearly “free” money. And the rate of inflation…

Cancer is a fuck. My MIL has it now and it’s... Ugh.

Andrew Luck is going to be the richest athlete ever. His salary won’t even include all that extra cash he makes by charging people to cross the bridge he lives under.

Your comment is why the phrase “No shit, Sherlock” still has legs.

That’s an absurd lotion.

agreed - Emmitt is the one part that I can’t read at normal reading speed. it’s like trying to read Huckleberry Finn, and, unlike the latter, not as rewarding in the end.

It makes a lot of sense. That doesn’t preclude that the timing was awfully convenient.

Not only does he get poop on his fingers, but apparently before he’s finished too, as he talks about a risk of getting it on the phone while watching. Does he dig the turds out or something? The mind boggles.

Perfect. #COTD!!!!!

And browner.

Avenging four years ago and beating Japan in the final would be great, and all, but think of the endless joy defeating England on July 4th weekend would bring to this nation.

Congratulations, Mr. Mad Cow Tipper Gore Vidal Sassoon, on COTD today! I would like to gift you with an IDK (I Don’t Know) which this lovely lady will deliver as soon as she gets it running again.

My son doesn’t know anything. He can’t poop in a toilet or open a jar or even identify shapes with 100 percent accuracy.

I was baffled at the idea that someone could think the Warriors have been screwed by the refs in this series, and then I read your screen name.

If anyone should know that Steel cannot act under pressure, it is Shaq.

Short answer on the “getting back together with” question:

No.

Long answer:

There’s a reason an “ex” is an ex.

Whether it was timing, maturity, situation, or any number of other variables that caused the relationship to fail, it failed for a reason.

I’m not a believer in fate; in fact, I genuinely hate the idea that one…