Call me a Turboluddite, but since I was a wee lad watching the 935s try to kill their drivers, every single turbo auto that has come down the pike claims they have reduced turbo lag. Certainly, 40 years later, the turbo lag must be a negative number. Perhaps the turbo charger is quantum entangled with the throttle so…

“Car wasn’t compatible with my Blackberry, bought a P71 instead”

when you exceed 100 mph, something rises up from the seat and tickles your balls, just in case you were thinking that life couldn’t get any better

“That motherfucka looks real long”

That motherfucka looks real long

Brown, and with an LS-1.

And remember: proper ute-hoonage is your responsibility, no one else’s. You must hoon your ute daily and aggressively for best results.

If your poop is metallic and shiny, please seek the attention of a physician.

How about an obligatory “Stop crying or you’ll be dehydrated for the next 4 years.”?

See you in Vauxhalla!

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AND HE’S A GOOD BOY! YES HE IS!

I’m hoping when one does decide to go that they all go. I would hate to think of the show with one of them missing.

It’s sad to admit, but it makes sense. Top Gear... errr... Grand Tour has to end just like Mythbusters ended. I will miss the chemistry of the three, but we should consider ourselves lucky that we got so much of it in the first place. It’s not like the old episodes will be erased.