GTFO Jalopnik. I'm sorry but please just GTFO Jalopnik.

Does it come in brown?

Can't believe no one has said Prius!

But it's not the Smart Car! It's the Smart Car's JAPANESE COUSIN!

I am assume u r also an cat?

DRILL, BABY, DRILL!

"We were hoping you wouldn't say that..."

Solar panels remain a shiny flat wart on the suburban landscape. But BMW wants to change that with a new solar carport concept that's the perfect companion to your ripoff Frank Lloyd Wright bungalow.

Well, I do have a 96 in English.

Some nouns end in "s" but are still singular despite looking plural.

Vega???????????

I do in no way wish to condone vandalism, but the fact that these Smart cars' owners would actually demoralize themselves to the point of Smart car ownership is a provocation in and of itself.

Too much America to Handle?

Anything with a "Power Stroke" engine.

It would have been rather awkward you had actually gotten your phone steady enough to call 911 and the police actually got involved....

It's clearly a 16M, probably a Spyder. How is it hard to tell what it is?

Plot twist: he has been driving a Beetle with a Fiesta body.

Not for slavery, but in the shape this country is in right now.... SECEDE!

But what happens to Tennessee? The VW plant there is already churning out a ton of Passats, but it's possible that this move will pave the way for the company to build their new seven-passenger SUV there. OR maybe such a move will cause them to send it to Mexico. Volkswagen has mostly stayed out of it, leaving it to…