Fantastic, now I need to go dig up all of my victims and put them somewhere else. Thanks, Nintendo!

Especially when those checks are so incredibly sexist, butthurt, and above all, *stupid*.

“We’re not saying Feeeeeemales *can’t* beat us Men, we’re just saying it’s...’suspicious’ You know? We’re just asking questions, is all.”

Found on a subset of Chromosomes X and 8.

His own agent told him that Fox Sports made him unhirable through its actions.

“He feared for the security of himself and especially his family. Business associates began questioning him about whether he was fit to do business with, referring to Fox Sports’ actions. Business opportunities evaporated. James lost friends, business relationships, and numerous business opportunities as a result of…

I can see why you think that way. However, the concept of demanding personal accountability for their positions in life only applies to brown people.

MODERATOR: Do you think people choose to be gay?

Due to Fox Sports’ actions, the only type of broadcasting welcoming James is religious broadcasting relating to marriage and family issues.

And I'm sure losing to Ted Cruz is the thing he's ashamed of most.

Anything to distract the public from the fact that he killed 5 hookers while at SMU

Do the Germans have a word for hoping things end poorly for all parties involved?