“I was always desperate to be loved by a man that I felt like, oh wow, this is him. My desperation got me tricked.”

If I told makes you feel better, Arthur Blank who owns the Falcons is an asshole too. He campaigned against Obama and extorted millions and milllions of dollars for a new stadium with a retractable rod that opens like a giant butthole. It’s the goatse of stadium roofs.

You called the cops because someone was running in your street?

My cat eats entire plastic bags, entire plants, and chews through cable wire at a rate the cable company no longer wants to keep up with. But he will not eat a piece of cheese or be nice to me.

A very sincere Thanks, Obama. She would not have survived the Trump administration.

Don’t be silly.

Anthony Weiner not being dead in a ditch or renditioned to a black site in Yemen is proof that Hillary ain’t killed nobody.

I hear ya.