What’s the difference between LaQuan Mcdonald and a Big Mac? I don’t put syrup on my Big Mac before I eat it.

I will say (knowing the roasting I’m about to take) I don’t care for them.

Then again PV estimates rely on the assumption you invest your money and not spend it on an army of supercars to drive to your job in queens

Lance Stephenson is a Swiss Army knife, but with all the tools locked in the out position.

Personally, I think they should get rid of all individual stats. There’s no “individual stats” in “team” and frankly, any real fan can use the eyeball test to tell who the better player is. You don’t need to know that MJ scored all those points or won individual trophies to know he was the best. Any one with an…

Britta’d it right up

That man was a goddamn national hero who got a bum rap for being a bad politician. Just sayin’.

That could be true, but I’m too busy having my life ruined by XCOM 2's Ironman mode.

This will not happen. Showing my child something from Bleacher Report is the type of evidence my ex-wife needs to regain custody.

of course a small difference here being, a functional alcoholic involves alcohol, and this involving fucking food

You shut your dirty whore mouth about functioning alcoholics.

When you read, do you just stick your face against the computer screen and mush all the words together with your eyes, or what

Are you saying JR Smith is Ceiling Dion?

Passengers on the Aaron Hernandez cruise, however, did not have nearly as much fun.

Oh god, that’s fantastic.

Wolfsburg aren’t simply sponsored by Volkswagen, they are a wholly owned subsidiary of the Volkswagen Group. They are basically the company sports club, in the mold of the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant softball team.

Fred Thompson bangs his gavel for this. Twice.

The backstory to this custom Camaro can be found on Jezebel with the title: “Evil boyfriend causes sweet young lady to get calluses on her hands from hammer”