The hula girl and gnome are subtle commentary on the concept Microbus vs the possible production Microbus.

Your primary reason for not owning a car is...cops?

Stop using this unoffical concept image. It gets people’s hopes up and just makes them angry. It’s not going to look like this. In all likelihood, it’s going to be a rebadged Everest.

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If the neighbors care so much, they should fucking move. Jesus Christ. And they are probably the same people that bitch about regulations being overbearing and encroaching on their “freedom”. I hope he counter sues and during the whole trial he is wears a Hawaiian shirt, drinking mimosas, then after a long day in the…

Perhaps all the above is a concerted effort to prevent droids from having instantaneous access to all the data in the universe. By not creating the infrastructure for easy data transmissions and by keeping mass storage facilities analog droids remain subservient.

I’m frankly tired of drag racing luxo cars as a real measure of their performance. With Tesla, it was cute. For a while. That while passed. A while ago. Is.it cool that the P100 can do it in 2.8? Do I care the newest update shaved a tenth? Not really.

Fuck Uber. They keep constantly doing shady things and act as if the world owes them.

Guess old people don’t understand how time value of money works....beater ‘93 Honda at 30mpg is by far a better investment than a Tesla. Oh, but let me guess, you didn’t really mean “saving”.

You shut your fish mouth, that thing is beautiful!

Classic with a central-Euro twist that’s going to potter around the beaches of Long Island on weekends?

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Yeah. He needs to go fuck himself in the ass with that fuckbrick of a monstrosity. Then he needs to do it again, but much harder.

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And the icing on the cake is you made a Jalopnik article without the article being about some catastrophic or embarrassing fuck-up.

You know, like driving a Mustang out of a C&C event.

You’ve beaten the odds!

Holy crap, I made a Jalopnik article! My life is complete.

It’s a clean, white trailer. What the fuck are people so upset about? They should be so lucky that he doesn’t paint a giant mural of that Trump racing truck on the side of it now. Would the prefer some crusty old Winnebago instead? The audacity that people think they can tell someone else what to do with their own…

Three super important items missing from the list, all for the same purpose... Painters tape, zip lock bags, and a Sharpie. Labeling every little thing and connection that you remove / disconnect on the car will save a person their sanity when it comes time to put everything back together again! :)