Guess old people don’t understand how time value of money works....beater ‘93 Honda at 30mpg is by far a better investment than a Tesla. Oh, but let me guess, you didn’t really mean “saving”.

You shut your fish mouth, that thing is beautiful!

Classic with a central-Euro twist that’s going to potter around the beaches of Long Island on weekends?

Previously...

Yeah. He needs to go fuck himself in the ass with that fuckbrick of a monstrosity. Then he needs to do it again, but much harder.

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And the icing on the cake is you made a Jalopnik article without the article being about some catastrophic or embarrassing fuck-up.

You know, like driving a Mustang out of a C&C event.

You’ve beaten the odds!

Holy crap, I made a Jalopnik article! My life is complete.

It’s a clean, white trailer. What the fuck are people so upset about? They should be so lucky that he doesn’t paint a giant mural of that Trump racing truck on the side of it now. Would the prefer some crusty old Winnebago instead? The audacity that people think they can tell someone else what to do with their own…

To be fair, we’d all be that good if we were ungodly rich.

1. Audi RS6 Avant (“daily” driver)

Trim on nose is 63 Vair. Horizontal bar across nose. 64s had shield in center, 62 had two separate bars.

Hubcap in back matches 63 Monza, body shell appears to be a convertible (Had one with slightly less rust for a while).

Definitely a 1st gen Corvair. I’d bet money on it. The hubcaps are right, the front end “trim” in the middle is correct, and if you look real close you can sort of see the generator/alternator peaking up through the mud at :58. They’re on their sideways in the orientation of the object at that point.

*slams fist on the table*

They actually managed to make a Model X look uglier. That’s some kind of achievement!

*speaking as a SW Engineer*

I’ll put down $1,000 for a Tesla Model 3 I haven’t seen the final version of and wait two years over that.

Some criminals are VERY smart. But we don’t usually hear about them, because the truly smart ones aren’t as likely to get caught.

Three super important items missing from the list, all for the same purpose... Painters tape, zip lock bags, and a Sharpie. Labeling every little thing and connection that you remove / disconnect on the car will save a person their sanity when it comes time to put everything back together again! :)