300 is up there with Terry Goodkind's "Sword of Truth" as "fictions I know are objectively evil but somehow enjoy but feel guilty about". I really enjoyed the hyperstylized fight scenes and look of the thing at the time. I haven't watched it in years and would probably be bothered much more by it now, but, when I saw…

They're barely covering any shows right now as it is and they're cutting RAW (and I would guess Smackdown, too)? What, do they desperately need a tenth Game of Thrones article for the week?

Festival of Living Art is worth it for Kirk's aggrieved Jesus routine alone.

I didn't say it IS shitty. I said it SOUNDS shitty. As in "I would not be enticed to watch this in the first place". Maybe it will be good and I'll miss out! That's okay! Ain't enough time in the world to watch everything - I haven't even gotten through season one of True Detective yet! But, upon hearing the premise…

Shitty things are popular all the time. I lose no sleep about it. But I still think they're shit.

I'm not censoring anyone. I'm saying "This sounds shitty." It sounds like a shitty, tired premise. That they are talented filmmakers only makes me wish they'd save their creative energies for something worthy instead of desperately trying to make something inherently shitty somehow worthwhile to watch. And I'm just…

This was literally the only thing I watch on Comedy Central. Oh well.

"In The Meantime" by Space Hog. Just damn excellent rock and roll. The Darkness "I Believe In A Thing Called Love" (or whatever it's called) was a close runner-up, though.

The hip-breaking contest is going to be tight af.

The only movie I can think of where I was the sole patron was when I saw Bad Girls, the girl-gang western from the 90s. I regret nothing, my love for 90s Drew Barrymore knows no bounds.

Ziggles definitely was stumping for Trump on his social media last fall. Made me sad. :/

Mostly agree, but I think you're underselling the pleasures of the Breezango comedy bits. I loved that match to bits, as silly and over the top as it was. And it still got the Usos over as dangerous men who just got flummoxed by these weirdos until they finally got down to business and put them away.

"Master of Puppets" by Metallica. Kirk's guitar work is so distinctive and puts such a stamp on their songs. It's the sound that defined heavy metal for me as a teenager.

The Sopranos. Sorry.

Two bad tastes that taste worse together!

This guy has mastered his "Condescending Woke Bro" character. No more workshopping needed!

Wing Commander. There were about eight people in the theater and three of them were friends of mine who had independently decided to see it on the same afternoon. Which probably says more about me and my friends. Suffice to say, the movie was openly mocked in theater. The groans when the movie aliens turned out to be…

For me, it's that creepy lady in Labyrinth with all the junk attached to her back who tries to…I don't know, seduce?…Sara while she's under the effect of Jareth's forgetting spell. Her weird mixture of cloying and creepy just really disconcerted me as a kid. I'll also second a similar reaction to the "BOO!" lady in…

Becky Lynch is my favorite. That is all.

During the old Bill Bixby Incredible Hulk show, I would flee the room during the transformation. I was fine with Bill Bixby and I was fine with Lou Ferrigno as the Hulk. But something about those in-between shots, with Bixby's eyes bulging with green contacts and the clothes tearing…something about it unnerved…