these fools who get worked up over language but not the actual ruining of lives are the literal worst kind of garbage humans. i’ve been trying for almost a decade and a half, now, and i still can’t express the depth to which i wish they would all just fuck off to the hell they believe in.

This why me not drink coffee, me only eat Starbucks’ cookies. No packaging, no controversy!

Unless they’re in someone.

I specifically take issue with the inclusion of a mermaid front and center on every Starbucks cup. They’re an abomination and Noah left them off the ark for a reason. There were space issues and they can swim anyway. Also they maybe consume human flesh.

That’s so obviously photoshopped!

That’s great that they are using their positions to speak out against the wrongs of the world. I watched one of the pageants last month (?) where a contestant used her time to speak out against Trump’s “both sides” comments.

The whole thing reads to me that they had enough sailing skills to island hop within the Hawaiian islands, which is an extended day trip or an overnight or two depending on your final destination. My ex’s parents were this type of sailboat owner - fine for short hops, probably terrifyingly unqualified for anything…

I’ve been involved in some ridiculous situations on the water with people doing boneheaded things to get them in a situation where they desperately need help, but unfortunately there are parts of this that don’t sound right.

Church goers are racist hypocrites. What a shock!

I’m glad these women are safe and alive, but in all honesty they are clearly incapable, incompetent mariners who have no business sailing anything more robust than those little swan paddleboats in a small lake.

‘Unreal’ as in play stupid games win stupid prizes.

Bullshit! I’m a fucking 14 (out of 10)* and I sit in a windowless office all and look at spreadsheets all day.

Who made you read this? Blink twice if you are in danger.

Would you rather Jalopnik just avoid posting stories about extreme luxury cars? Or do you want serious hard facts reporting on this? ‘Cause honestly FK is the best way to address some of the silly stuff that goes on in the luxury market but is still interesting to the Jalopetariat.

When he says “posts like this” he means his own comment.

Dude, do you hate Christmas too? Are those stupid neighbourhood kids too loud?

Now I really wish there was a band named Herb Alpert and five other guys named Herb :/

#chillKFCisdope&woke