lol

Nonsense. She’s seen the light. Case-free is the only way to live. Once you’ve experienced freedom like that... there’s no going back.

You should really use a case.

IS BATMAN WEARING THIGH HIGH BOOTS??!?!?!

LOL fuck off

Um. No. Much like therapeutic confidentiality, if someone is a threat to someone’s life or safety, that goes out the window.

1. Did you seriously just slut shame a Jedi?

Cow udders whatever I’m from the coast

(I’m not a woman, and) I’ve been using it for years.

Along those lines, instead of vaseline or chapstick you should just use the horse udder ointment.

I live in a bunker in the woods. I am secretly preparing a luxury apartment, with comfy chairs, big screen TV, full kitchen, bathroom, hot tub and high speed internet, in the unlikely event that civil order strikes and I have to live in an environment of prosperity and peace.

Still whining about the Frozen short? Sounds like someone needs to...

People that bitch about Star Wars being too much about the Skywalkers are whining for whining sake. It’s like saying “Why are all these Avenger Movies only about the Avengers” Star Wars is about Luke Skywalker and his family, if you want something else there are tons of other space adventure franchises for you to…

I guess we’ll all just get off of your lawn now, and bring the Lucasfilm Story Group with us.

THE BEST SONG. I still break into that song fairly regularly.

Lake Gropey-gone?

“It’s been a gropey week here in Lake Wobegon...”

I’ll say to this what I say to all hip religion:

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Didn’t read the list, but you are wrong.