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Stick around for the camera man’s special message for Blair Walsh.

Its as if Roethlisberger is being held down against his will.

You, sir, have never been 20 minutes outside of downtown Seattle in any direction.

Dear Family In That Last Video,

Me too man! As a Seahawks fan, I have to say I was pretty worried that the Vikings were indeed just kidding with that kick. Took a minute for me to relax, I mean, WHEW.

Radio announcers appear to be very vigilant about being kidded.

I wonder who gave Marshawn the stand down order - Dick Cheney or the Jews?

Mock Jim Tomsula ALL you want. Dude had his contract paid off when he was fired. He made $14-million for coaching one miserable year of football. Do you know how much Costco instant mashed potatoes $14-million buys? Jim Tomsula does!

I haven’t been this angry since my mom got back together with Craig.

You could find out your dad has another family in Green Bay that thinks he is a life long Packers fan.

Dana White can go shove his turdsport up his Trump-fucking ass.

Technically, DeMarco Murray has no color this year. He’s been completely invisible.

Those guys got punched into Bolivian!

Wait until it’s the Dodgers turn to honor Chin-lung Hu.

Ehhh....

“A name like ‘All Day’ and only eight carries? I didn’t know Peterson was Dominican!”

Retired boxer went to jail for rape and was a leading cast member in top rated sitcom Friends.

Michael's boss, Snyder, had by then shown himself to be an aggressive marketer of all things cheerleader.

"The Eagles are a strip mall fitness center."