Oh my god thank you. I HATE Carrie. She’s a dumbass who doesn’t deserve to be happy.

I hate Carrie so much for that.

In fairness, she did say she was there to remind you of the mess you made since you went away.

I thought meth was the biggest problem facing Kentucky. But I was wrong. It’s frosted lipstick.

I just want the mini horse. In fact give the mini horses their own show, they’re cuter and more interesting by far.

The crossever ep with VP was so bad, I had zero compulsion to give it any further viewing. Also, ain’t no one around here commenting on VP posts about how good SH is, which suggests I made the right choice.

As a lawyer, I say yes they did.

Well, the employee said, “I want that.” And United Airlines asked, “Are you a 10 year-old girl wearing leggings?” And when the employee said no, United decided to revoke the passenger’s ticket with extreme prejudice.

Uttar Pradesh (literally Northern State) has a population of around 220 million, barely a 100 million less than the entirety of the US, squeezed into an area the size of Wyoming, so you can guess why some of the weirdest stories of India come out of there. We’ve been carving pieces of it out to make new states, but…

From everything I’ve read it’s usually some human interaction, abuse and neglect.

If she was living in the forest from a pre-verbal age, from the experience of other feral/neglected children it seems unlikely that she will develop language and normal cognitive skills. It’s also possible if she was non-verbal/cognitively challenged as a toddler she may have been abandoned in the forest by parents…

Just more proof that animals are better people than humans.

Shep is a shiftless snob, but I will always love him for his totally non-Bravo-like quote, “Grudges are for losers.”

My daughter (millenial) shops at Aritzia. For the one season only stuff, we both look at Zara and H&M. I haven’t set foot in a GAP for years. And I think the offerings at J. Crew are generally too expensive for the young crowd that I would assume they are trying to capture. Uniqlo just came to town - its a meh for…

In Canada its too expensive for what it is offering - lots of choices at a lower price point - I remember the GAP having the same issues - they haven’t quite figured out who they are pitching to.

Not looking at the phone at least 15 -30 mins before bed really helped me fall asleep. The main reason why I wake up in the middle of the night is because of thirst, so I drink a glass of water before bed (but if you’re problem is getting up to pee, then avoid that).

The worst thing is that if you go, you’re going to have to buy a baby shower gift for a random person.

My guy is actually some kind of Ragdoll mutt - at least, I think. He looks like one except his eyes are not blue and he has the personality, just a little more fiesty. That is a good idea, to maybe just buy another Ragdoll. Kind of want to adopt if possible tho...

I will be hosting a baby shower soon and I’d be really baffled to see people I don’t even know at our party. I think you’re right in this.

Is the friend who invited you the host? If so, still kinda weird. If not, wtf. Guests don’t get to add additional guests. I wouldn’t go if only because it sounds boring to go to a stranger’s baby shower, regardless of what the etiquette should be.