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Will not acknowledge.

One of these days I’ll be calling out of work because my sweet old Loki dude won’t get off my lap and I cannot disturb him.

I knew that my cat liked my fiance and I, but I definitely didn’t think he loved us. We went on vacation for a month and I really didn’t think he would notice/care. Turns out he traumatized the house sitter by disappearing (we found out later that he didn’t go far, he was hanging out in neighbors yards).

My sister is at home a lot right now, and she’s confirmed that, yes, a few minutes before I usually get home from work, my cat climbs out of wherever he’s been napping and goes to wait by the door for me. It fills me with joy every day.

aw. my cats love me so much, it’s always so obvious. they always sit next to me (or on top of me), wherever i go in the house. they follow me everywhere too and wait for me outside the bathroom. i don’t know if they know when i’m coming home, but every day as i pull up to the house after work, they’re in the window

Same thing happened to me this month. Facebook message “I am going to be in your city in July would love to see you” love always, creeptron

I had wondered this too. I’ve seen it before and was suspicious, so I honestly don’t know. She says stuff like that and acts the way she does, and I’m like “you’re 32! How are you not aware of these things yet?!”

he doesn’t care. his parents are concerned about losing any visitation/etc as grandparents that they might have. They fear if he loses custody, they’ll never see the kids again.

Old Flames

Had a capital F Fight with the husband last night and it’s one of those rare occasions where I’m probably around 99% right. He’s spent the day not acknowledging it in the hope it will magically go away. I’ve been watching Beyonce bust car windows on repeat. Now in a cab on my way to meet a friend for drinks. Told him

Yea, I’m very upfront, which makes it even worse. She always is like “you’re so aggressive!” Or “you’re such a go getter!” And I would think she’s being passive aggressive about it, but I don’t think she knows how to be passive aggressive about stuff.

Predators have learned that they can no longer directly pressure women, so they have gotten more subtle. I don’t have any advice, but your instinct seems sound.

What’s going on is that he is indicating that he would like to get with you, but keep his options open. If you are into that, go for it. If you are looking for an exclusive relationship, this is not the guy.

An “arranged marriage” is an unwilling but pressured or even forced union -often through threats of varying levels and/or blackmail. Deal with it.

“really good friends” with your spouse is still pretty good.

If this is how they are treating Europeans and Canadians, imagine how much worse they must be treating non-famous brown looking immigrants/tourist.

Please don’t drop her.

11 months old tomorrow. You guys, I think I might make it to a year with breastfeeding. My original goal was six months but my first goal was to at least be able to stick with it for the four months I was home before going back to work. But my real secret goal the whole time was a year. I just didn’t tell anyone

I do that to my mom all the time. When she cooks something or shows me something she bought I say “look how nice this is!” like Jill did when she crashed Ramona’s Scary Island trip.

Dorinda is truly the best addition to this franchise. She may be the MVP of any franchise with how much crazy she brings yet still managing to seem vaguely normal.