Thank god Amber and her sociopath husband are gone. I really miss the original cast.

Yes! Thank. You!

Yes. Like that.

I think she meant not you, but that she won’t publicize her address for her customers, so got a PO Box for herself. (I am assuming this is something like Ebaying specialty items.)

Here is one just for you! My coworkers, friends, and family are sick of her sweet face and descriptions of her every move, so you Jezzies are paying the price.

Well Jezzies... 1 month in and I am well and truly ready to be done with 2016...

You are super skinny and if you are dieting to stay that way it is verging on disordered eating or dysmorphia. I am 5'7". And everyone carries weight differently but when I was 120, I was too too skinny. At the time I thought I was fine, and it was all metabolism, but looking back, it was makes sense that people…

That’s interesting. I weigh 125 and I’m an inch shorter than you and I constantly have people telling me I’m too skinny, or I’m the smallest person they’ve ever met. When I was down to 120 due to health issues, I thought I looked unattractively skinny.

CHICKS BEFORE DICKS!

Having grown up around a lot of recovering alcoholics who also had other addictions to give up, YOU can’t really do anything.

Holy shit! I didn’t realise it was after 4. (Yes, on the west coast)

I have four months left at my job (thank the LORD!) and I actually had several proud moments this week while teaching a unit on Black History/African American Studies. It was so incredibly moving to see my students invested in a subject that is so close to my heart. I feel so very privileged to have shared these…

Well, it happened. I got my examiners’ feedback from my PhD viva yesterday. Apparently I did really badly and they’re recommending an MPhil. So there’s 6 years of my life down the drain (and idiotic student loans because I’m an idiot). I’m trying to figure out what to do. I’m delaying a bit until Monday, because my…

YAY! I hope everyone is having a great weekend! I also hope I get ungrayed quickly cause there’s a lot I want to discuss!

I know it looks like Pinterest threw up everywhere but I'm super happy with how our nursery has been coming together. 30 weeks now and so ready to be done.

Jezzies I need lots of love. I made a politician very very mad (I work at a gov. agency). The good news is, he’s conservative. The bad news is, he may have the power to make someone fire me. I didn’t do anything illegal and I could totally fight back if they fire me but I’m scared, but also proud I did the right…

It's like vodka for your eyes.

I am snuggled up with a blanket, drinking vodka straight from the bottle, and I just downloaded KUWTK season 11. I never really watched the show before but this article and the comments convinced me I MUST.

No, not sad at all. After having christmas with certain relatives... Kris seems like an angel. While I question how much they may have been pushed into it...It seems like kourtney and Kendall have kept their boundries more than the last three. Khloe is just thirsty as hell... I don’t trust her. I’m glad Kylie’s…

Oh, celebrity gossip I can participate in! Tyga (the real one, real instagram account, all confirmed) sent rather inappropriate instagram messages to one of my coworker’s 14 year old sister. We had a big “NO STOP NO” chat with her, and she stopped responding which caused him to lose interest.