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Thing that actually helps-spending half an hour in the shower twice a day blowing snot down the drain.

What. the fuck. am I doing.

Hey everyone! I’m perpetually in the greys so not sure this will be seen but I’d greatly appreciate advice from anyone who has suffered from acne and gotten rid of it. I’ve had acne for almost a decade, but now going into my mid-20s, I expect it to be getting better and it’s only worse and causing major self-esteem

This is The Black Cat! He is pretty shy, but he likes me because I captivated him with knitting. He loves to have his belly rubbed.

Hmmm all I have recently when confronted with bad news is a picture of my new love, my parents’ puppy, Roxie. I hope it helps! Much love to you!

I know it can be an imbalance of power and it’s gross for that reason, but I found myself in a situation recently where I was the person saying my boyfriend “let” me do something. I have super long hair, and I was getting it trimmed and I said “my boyfriend won’t let me cut it super short.” My Stylist felt the way you

Yes. So good riddance to 2015. Started with my husband having a total asshole meltdown on New Years Eve in front of our friends and AT our friends. Then our ice maker hose failed and water slowly leaked under our hardwood floors until they buckled. Then we hired a terrible company to fix the floors and that team broke

Oh my god jezzies, I humiliated myself. Behold my tale of woe:

Random question: how do you feel about people who say their significant other “let” them do something? I’ve noticed an uptick of people around me saying it lately and it makes me so deeply uncomfortable. I know not to say anything but squick! Like every time I’ve heard it it sounds like such an imbalance of power and

What saddens me is that he thinks it because he believes that his victims don’t matter. He chose his victims on the basis of that belief, and everything about social and systemic attitudes way we treat women and people of color and sex workers helps to both create and confer those beliefs. America made Holtzclaw.

I know, but he’s quite innocent in that respect, and at least I know now (and reconfirm) how his sister feels about things I make for her family. I once made them pesto from basil I planted in my garden and he told me she thinks “the kids would probably not like it”, although they make pasta with store bought pesto

It’s dopey but went to Home Depot and bought a space heater that looks like a wood stove and has little faux flames. It is so cheesy, but I love it.

I hope he gets all of it.

Yes THANK YOU. Pretending this is simply about the fact that he has HIV is ridiculous. It’s the insane lying and subterfuge. He didn’t HAVE to pay off anyone to keep it a secret, he chose to. And his woe-is-me “that’s money taken from my children” bullshit is infuriating. The money he blew up nose and spent on sex

Dude, this is an article about a dead baby. Seriously? You wanna be that guy?

His lighting is the worst. I do not get the appeal.

Do I have to? I’d kinda rather not.

I just watched The Hangover so I am soo not in the right state of mind for this. I’m mostly hearing the teacher from Peanuts.

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I used to be a makeup artist and I am so interested in cosmetics from the past. Most of them were oiled laden and just awful but I love reading about them. This video is awesome and though the looks are outdated it’s really interesting.

I consider not using soap on your face as a beauty treatment. I haven’t had a single pimple since then.